Once thought of as a genius innovator and out-of-the-box thinker, Elon Musk’s purchase and subsequent overuse of Twitter (lol “X”) has made the world realize that he’s just kind of a loser. Ignoring the accusations that he’s bolstering anti-Semitism and endorsing strange conspiracy theories, Musk’s direct connection between his brain and Twitter has led many to discover that one of the richest and most powerful men in the world is supremely lame.


This recently came to a head when some details were released regarding a planned new biography about Musk. Amongst other ridiculous things (he’s got a kid called “Techno Mechanicus” now, in case you haven’t heard), we all learned that he asked his ex-girlfriend, Amber Heard, to cosplay Mercy from Overwatch.



It’s unclear if Heard was familiar with Mercy or Overwatch in general, but she seems to have been down to do it. According to the biography, “She spent two months designing and commissioning a head-to-toe costume so she could role-play for him.”


Just in case you thought this wasn’t real, Musk himself posted a photo confirming that this did, in fact, happen.



Some responses were tepid.



But most of them, of course, were painfully horny.





It’s unclear if Heard ever thought these photos would see the light of day, but she doesn’t mind being cast as a nerd. As she told Musk’s biographer Walter Isaacson, “I guess I could be called a geek for someone who can also be called a hot chick.”


So if this was your fantasy after watching Netflix’s Depp v. Heard, today’s your lucky day. Also, consider seeking help.